Taken from the new collection of art garments by (kinda?) famous fash designer Charlotte Webb, comes these amazing photos released just moments ago. Modeling the collection, celebrababes Lil'-Lo, and S-Rida present themes such as Hope, Destiny, and of course.. Cyrus.
The shoot, which we had spech back stage priviliges too, went smoothly, exepct for a few diva moments by our famous models. Lil'-Lo demanded fried chicken at one point, to be serevd with white rice and grape soda. Her request was ofcourse processed, but the work experience kid took 20 minutes to return from the nearest KFC, causing uproar.
Who's the real vulture? Culture? Or the vulture? I'm not too sure about this conundrum, and either do Footsrcay based hip-hop group BANGS. And why would they, there too busy rolling in money and women, not to mention going on classy dates involving the movies and 2 for 1 Whoppers. They're the freshest new face on the Melbourne hip-hop scene. Hailing from Sudan (cultural) they intend on takin' gurlz to da moviez, being babez, and general just 'tude.
I love that Melbourne is so multicultural. I mean some days i'll walk into an asian store and find something at least half decent and smile to myself. We even have an entirely Asian run pretzel store in Melbourne Central station. And its really shit too.
But enough about Asia. Its Sudan's turn. These fresh of the boat hotties have even directed this amazing clip to their new hit song 'Take U To Da Movies'. Its kind of like Jay-Z meets Footscray Community Centre. I'm also feeling there deep cultural roots in this song too, making it even more cultural..They're almost celebrablack. Does this mean they carry celebraguns? Hell no, there aint enough faux five dollar notes in the blue screen backgrounds of they're clip to buy one round of ammo. Snap.
Im off to buy some XXL t-shirts and shutter shades bling from Hip Hop Master. If you also want this look visit them at 6A Paisley st Footscray. Shit yeah.
Yes you may remember him from various Beyonce video clips or even his first hit single 'Bitch U Betta'(click here to check that out). This bad ass androgynous muthafukka will sensory rape your eyes, and then make your ass bleed just a little bit, all in 9 inch heels. But my favourite thing about JONTE' (besises that he speaks fluent Yapanese) is that he manages to maintain a masculine image consistently, even though he ware make-up and heels. I'm fuckin' scared of him.
I also apresh his name. J-O-N-T-E-' (very important not to forget the '). His success in Yapan probably stemmed from this name spelling choice. These babes are infatuated with the very thought of touching JONTE' that they seem to be creaming there pants as he dances (and sings?). Also my fave line in the song is "Yeah I tuck my dick, but it's still there chillin'". Its awesome. He babe.
So why does Europe have to be so classy and trashy at the same time? I'm not entirely sure but I think it has something to do with Gicci. Norway's finest boutique. The shoppers of Gicci can expect quality and design for an affordable price, you can even smell the sweat from the hideous Filipino children who spent minutes crafting the seams which will inevitably split due to the amount of rolls these chubby Norwegians have (probs from all the whale they consume).
In Kaunas's highly regarded shopping mall, Akropolis, which features an indoor ice-skating rink (surrounded by cheap restaurants so people laugh at you when you fall), aquarium escalator and bowling alley that serves beer in tubes lies a secret! The very designers Versace and Gucci have visited the upper level car-park! Not only visited either, they seemed to have had an interest in street art before becoming multi-billion dorrar designers.
'Don't judge too quickly', I haven't become completely lazy by posting ad commercials I just believed that everyone must see these bad boys. If only we had quality ads to fill in the time between Ladette to Lady and infomericals about Thun Lizzy's Sux in 1(Thin Lizzy's 6 in 1). I don't have a mortgage but i'm sure if I did I would be calling up Ameriquest.
#1
No one likes a bloody pussy. Am i not right guuuurls?
#2
I'm just going to eat this shit and take a shit. Confusing.
#3
Daddy-o's and Pedos are same thing?
#4
If that killed your love for x&h....I ceebs to care.
