Video Hoe: Oh Sookie

So Snoop Dogg may be a P-L-A-Y-A, but now he also a vampire nerd. Thats right, in a promotional song (Snoop is no stranger to advertising and sponsor-shit) Dee Double oh Gee seems to be creating True Blood fan fiction through the power of his amazingly tasteful Rap music. HBO's hit TV series True Blood has served its purpose as the sexier side of Vampire pop culture, being described as 'Twilight for sluts', I like to think of it as Twilight for people that aren't Mormon, but I'll take it. Snoopy has also just released a track to be featured on the new NBA game, NBA 2K11. What a massive nerd! So I'm thinkin' S-D is gettin all bored (and broke?) sittin' up in his LA penthouse eatin' cornbread and smokin Maryjane all day.

But Video Hoe is here to analyze the subtle nuances in pop's greatest new videos. So here we go.

The video opens with the theme seeming to be "What would happen if Snoop Dogg visited Bon Temp for a day?" which is very confusing. It's mainly confusing as firstly the HBO series has serious issues with what fucking time period are we in. I mean, they speak with ol' skool southern accents and the only black characters are pretty much retarded. And secondly its confusing because .. why? But when you get over that it heats up. In a similar style to promotional music videos for movies.. most notably would have to be M2M's Don't Say You Love Me, which featured on the Pokemon: The First Movie Soundrack, we see shots from the actual show used as a background in which Snoop does some awful dance moves in front of. Actually they're more like general swagger than dance moves. And there's a pretty nice studded red leather back drop as well. I love how much they reffer to things as 'Tru' in the video (a reference to True Blood's use of the synthetic blood drink called "Tru Blood"). Snoop's number pl8 at the start says "TRU PIMP", and he mentions something about smokin' "Tru Bud" but my fave is when this sexy Fangbangin hoe olds up a bag of "Tru Nutz", spelled correctly ofcourse. I also really love the K-Pop style flashy screens which the Merlott's dancers slut themselves on.

Now the songs itself is amazing. The fan fiction style of it becomes realy apparent here. Snoop is basically confessing his sexy-time feelings for Sookie through the song. Firstly the thought of Snoop and Sookie in a relationship is too funny for words. And then when Snoop implies that he would like to have a threesome with Tara, it becomes obvious that hes not THAT into Sookie. he just likes puss. But anyway, he lures Sookie in by offering her a Maryjane cookie (good rhyme Snoop) and state that he wants to band her in the daytime so Bill won't find out.

I wonder what Anna Paquin or Palanquin or Penguin or whatever her surname is thinks.

The video pretty much speaks for itself actually.. I might juts let you get to it and watch it. Or watch it again and again as I have been.


3.5 / 5 Fangs.