Xanax + Heroin: Fash Train: Stop 1.

A new segment aoooooo!!!!!!
Fash train highlights our most treasured moments of our public transport week. What's hot and what's not.

Day 1. Saturday. TramPARTY.

'Twas an average Saturday night. Everyone was out, slutted up and ready to get wasted. But the peeps at New Workers Club that night had a dirty secret! They were congregating for a special locomotive event planned for the West Preston 112 tram at approx 11pm. It was Take Away show meets Flash Mob but better than both put together. As it went down everything that we hoped would happen did. The Pecocks played at the special event, a guy somehow managed to crowdsurf on a packed moving tram, someone smoking some green, and so many people jumping that the tram was bouncing off the tracks. We made it 2 stops before the lights went out and the tram driver asked 'everyone get off the tram now'. Basically we pissed of and bemused alot of innocent passengers and it was worth it!

Here is the band singing their litte hearts. Not that we could hear shit from where we were.

The beautiful and crammed people.

Innocent tram travellers. The babe to the right must have just put her shirt back on She was going wild seconds before that.

So then after being kicked off the tram these kuntz started dancing with the zebra busker who takes song requests.

Day 2. Monday. Staring down science fiction novels.

Some kunt trying to conjure some anal rapist elf out of his World of Warcraft cheat book. Actually is he one of the guys in my 3D Modelling class that was talking about swords. FYI 'if a sword has a design on the blade it is no considered a weapon but it still needs to be behind glass'- Freak from class.

Day 3. Wednesday. Train arrest at Glenferrie.

'I apologize we will have to stay at Hawthorn station for a few minutes, a passenger on a train at Glenferrie is ill and requires assistance'-Train Driver.
Yeah sure Mr. Train driver you make Megan from OzGirl look like a convincing actor. We couldn't figure out why this would hold us up at Hawthorn for so long. Sam concluded that it was an excuse for someone committing suey infront of the train ahead and that was why. 10 minutes go by, still no movement and I ask loudly to a silent train, 'Seriously how long does it take to scrap blood and guts off train tracks?' Lolz.
But wait now we have police in bullet proof vest searching the train. -'Um should be panic?'-Whitney -'Fuck it let's grab that other train'.-Professor Sam.

Professor Oak trying to piece everything together.