Bergen, Norway
Kaunas, Lithuania
So why does Europe have to be so classy and trashy at the same time? I'm not entirely sure but I think it has something to do with Gicci. Norway's finest boutique. The shoppers of Gicci can expect quality and design for an affordable price, you can even smell the sweat from the hideous Filipino children who spent minutes crafting the seams which will inevitably split due to the amount of rolls these chubby Norwegians have (probs from all the whale they consume).
In Kaunas's highly regarded shopping mall, Akropolis, which features an indoor ice-skating rink (surrounded by cheap restaurants so people laugh at you when you fall), aquarium escalator and bowling alley that serves beer in tubes lies a secret! The very designers Versace and Gucci have visited the upper level car-park! Not only visited either, they seemed to have had an interest in street art before becoming multi-billion dorrar designers.
Thats all, you can go shave your back now.
I do seem to remember coming across Vague magazine in a magazine shop in Western China...
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