April 1, 2010

Spotted: Ricky Martin Sucking Cock



Ok so no shit right?! Latino dick-throb Ricky Martian finally came out. But I mean if photos like THIS (look up) have been circulumating for ages then why are we even shocked? I for one am not. So apparently he tweeted about being a "fortunate homosexual man" or some shit. Boo hoo. I think tweeting is defiantly on the bottom of the recommended ways to come out. Mummy and Daddy in Peurto Rico (or wherever) probs dnt have iPhones or interwebs to read that shit! So how do they know? Huh!? Whos telling Sinorita Martin that he son loves to pack fudge? That he loves to lick colon, that he loves to dance to GaGa all night long at The Peel and wake up with a glow stick up his arse.. oh wait that was at my friends birthday the other week. Anyway, you get the picture.

Who's next?.. and I'm not looking at you Ian Thorpe.

Bai.

7 comments:

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  2. How about you, ignorant? BTW, it's too bad your parents couldn't pay to give you a better education. where were you born? Tessennee?

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  3. your an ignorant a** although i dont find it right for a man to be with a man or a woman to be wth a woman no one has the right to judge anyone i think u need some growing up to do take you should quit being closed minded

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  4. dont make me suck your dick

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  5. actually im a girl so u cant

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  6. Hey bitch, get a better life instead of looking for attention. O ya you are single and never are so bored to do something els with your live what a looser

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  7. You might be qualified to receive a Apple iPhone 7.

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