Talk To Strangers!

Even take candy from them! This is amazing. Brace yourself. I am obsessed. Its http://www.omegle.com where basically you are paired with another sad random from across the globe who feels like a random chat. Move over mX heres looking at you, communication just got weirder. But I feel like this is less public and with less Indians.

I also love that there is an iPhone app for it. Jesus I should just quit my job right now and sit in maccas all day using their free WiFi and talking to weirdos. :)

My goal is to find love using this website. So i tried.. a few times heres a transcript of my best try.

You: hey, into korean pop?

Stranger: eh, not so much

Stranger: dont really know what it is

You: oh you should!

You: its hot right now

Stranger: in korea?

You: its the new japanese pop

You: so.. we still on for netball next saturday?

Stranger: netball?

You: yeah

You: we had that game planned

You: is this michelle?

Stranger: yeah

You: oh hey babe

Stranger: hey sweetie

You: its dave!

Stranger: Dave?

Stranger: whats up

You: so.. i was thinking. my parents are out of the house tomorrow night!

You: wanna come over

You: and study?

Stranger: what time, i have to work 12-7

You: 6:59 ill be naked

You: ;)

Stranger: ill try to get out early

You: you betta

Stranger: buttsex is my favorite

You: yums

You: ill bring extra butt

You: he he

Stranger: ill bring extra sex

You: what a good deal

Stranger: maybe you caan give me the old arabian goggles

You: yummmm

You: again?

You: boring

Stranger: i know...lets do the slappy dave....how fitting

You: hehe

You: i wanna fist you so bad right now

Stranger: double fists

You: :)

As you can see. Its weird as. I highly suggest you jump on my band wagon asap. you wont regret it yet.