Silver Cigarette Award for excellence in: Styling.

The winner is LC, Lauren Conrad.....Beef Curtains? (a less than flattering nickname which 'refers to the size/shape of a womans vagina' bestowed upon her by Mr. Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt.)

LC is an American television personality, actress, celebutante, author, fashion designer and year round Movember advocate (explanation within post).

She debuted on MTV's reality show Laguna Beach which led to her spin-off show The Hills, which follows her personal and professional life as she pursues a career in the fashion industry. Lauren's fashion conquest begain with rigorous study at the Academy of Art University of San Francisco and the Fashion Institute of Design & Merchandising. Naturally she landed an internship at Teen Vogue (without any persuasive help from a TV network) then soon graduating to People's Revolution; a public relations, branding and marketing firm. Coincendently I (Whitney Port) worked at both places with LC however I was significantly more talented because I now live on the East Coast on the Gossip Girl set and I work for world class hoe and fashion designer Diane von Fürstenberg.


ConRAD's key styling looks are PLAID and MOUSTACHE. Her fashion inspiration comes from two sources; Al from Home Improvement and Marcia Brady. Al and LC both wear plaid and a beard. And you'll notice that LC stole Marcia's face, featured here also wearing plaid.




PLAID
Lauren consistently wears plaid shirts....sometimes even plaid dresses. For your pleasure I have created a photo mosaic using various images of her wearing plaid, a task that has taken me days to execute but it was worth it. Click into the image for a larger view and check out this plaid clad freakshow. Or simply type 'Lauren Conrad Plaid' into Google Images, you'll too be in awe at how much plaid one person can own.




MOUSTACHE
Our personal fav styling tip is moustache. LC has made them accessible for all genders and all styles. She rocks a moustache with plaid shirts, dresses, bikinis, mini skirts and more. There is no denying that LC has a moustache, episode after episode we have never made it through a whole one without mentioning her stache. We have evidence to prove that we aren't being dramatic. On the left is her natural moustache look and the other is a more enhanced moustache look. Next time you watch the Hills take note. Dark lighting can't be the reason everytime!



Congratulations LC, you are well on your way in becoming famous in the world of faux-fashion styling. We award you 5/5 Moustaches for your efforts.